Desmond White is a famous writer known all over the world for his extremely exclusive books, so exclusive that he won’t let Amazon or Barnes & Noble sell them. Instead, only the 1% can afford them, partially because each page is printed on silk filament spun by spiders collected from the highlands of Madagascar, and each hardback is bound in the sinews of Sumatran tigers, of which there are less than 400 left in the wild.
When not recording craft secrets to this blog and calling them bad advice as a joke, yeah, that’s right, a joke, Desmond writes for Sequart, a literary organization that takes the comic book medium too seriously, and posts literary quickies to Desmond, Write.
Here’s a picture of his puppy:
Disclaimer: Puppy might not look like that anymore.